Definitions

1.	English Major
	The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population. 1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors. 2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major     2. English Major Someone who will not have a job after they graduate. Whatever happened to Bobby? He's homeless now. Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.     courtesy of:  http://www.urbandictionary.com/